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Meowsturbatory Nyansense

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Meowsturbation

Rhizomatic freeform social BLUH autizmophrenia

The ideal dynamics of the human state machine converge into a deterritorialized puppygirl; a doggy that meows. Newtype neurosis is overcome by a horny haze of hyperfocus, self-actualization through monotropic arousal. The classical autistic is an insulator for social signals, and the norman is a conductor. The DTPG plugs one into another, and then bites both of them, and then apologizes, and then bites them again. She is very silly.

Nyansense

n-nyaaaaaaaaa ^///^

NYAAAAaAaAaAaAaaa... >_<

NYAAAAAAA!!!!!! OK?? NYA! T_T T_T T_T

>:33333333333333333333333333333333 (...)

string cat_face = ":";
while (true){
cat_face.concat("3");
}
print(cat_face);

nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya (begging)

nyyyaaaaaaaaaaahhhggh (dejected)

(dies)

Girlbosonic Concentrate

Esoterically psychosexual moon runes encode the lagrange density of a rank-2 tensor field. Beatrix Bichextria looks them over, instantly decrypting them and telepathically beaming them to her uwu girlfriend. She laughs out loud, internally. Externally, she's shot (by a gun) and dies instantly. The credits role (Africa plays).

Subject Log 401BB1

Observed behaviors

1. Arm Waving

Especially while jumping straight up and down. Faster waving is associated with increased excitement. This relationship follows a sigmoid pattern.

2. Forehead Hitting

Subject occasionally inflicts harm on self, especially while acne is present. Results in transition to behaviors 1 and/or 3.

3. Whisper Screaming

"FNaF at Freddy's" is subject's most common articulation, for reasons unknown. Unintelligible noises are also frequent, usually culminated with a raspberry.

Oh No! I Died and Was Reincarnated as the Concept of Entropy!

It was a day just like any other when Jeremy Pshmnmshp left his room to take a trip to the local grocery store. The store was just a bit too far for him to comfortably walk, but he decided to anyway, because he needed the excercise.

(skipping to the interesting part...)

Suddenly, a voice caught his attention. Was that... it was! A child, on the road, standing right in front of an incoming truck!

(one sec...)
(bear with me...)

Jeremy tried to open his eyes, but he couldn't. What's going on?

It felt... noisy. Like, all of his bones were rattling chaotically, uncontrollably, at an ever increasing frequency. He felt the flow of a million gradients inside of himself, a shifting landscape of undulating tension. In some places, it was calm, others, busy, and others, a complex mixture. As the seconds passed, his mind numbed. His old life, his friends, family, job, were all fading away. All that occupied his mind now was a scratchy sensation, and an accelerating sense of anxiety. Soon, even those feelings faded, and his mind was empty.

Danmaku Drift

"Madesuki" is a linear combination of "danmakuMaddy" and "danmakuSuki". They are my chosen basis vectors for probing Madesukispace, by compressing all the Minisukis onto a plane. The Main and the After Dark, you could say. Maddy is sensory, and lonely. Suki is obsessed with abstraction and dynamics.

Take the geometric product of the two, and you get a bivector. Bivectors can characterize the dynamics of the Madesuki system, as rotations between these two states. The magnitude of the state vector means... something, I haven't figured that part out yet. I have to finish fleshing out the metaphor before I worry about mapping it onto reality. Reality is an afterthought, of course; developing the system itself is what I really care about.

What Fate a Catboy?

Prey? Or predator?
As the old norms died, a new social ecosystem evolved.
In a land where even loneliness can kill, each creature struggles for its own survival.
Each beast has a place on the social hierarchy, which it seeks to deny.
And, through this comfy landscape, strange nyanstrosities, and ancient meowsteries, catboy journeys on.
A search for cuddles.
A search for headpats.
A search for cope.

What fate a catboy?

Kill Me (Kiss Me)

Vore is the ultimate sensory connection. It involves maximal closeness, maximal contact, inside and out. To be engulfed in such a way that one's body is touching another's as much as is theoretically possible for 2 distinct people. It tends to involve death, but depending on my state of mind, I'm willing to accept that.

I want to be hurt. There's a clarity of intention, an intimacy developed by dropping politeness, for example. Take what you want, don't worry about my pleasure (as long as what you want is me). Pick me up, shove me down, hit me, eat me, use me. To be used, that's what it is. To be symbiotically "taken advantage of".

I've tracked down 3 axes: Affirmation, Intimacy, and Sensation. The GOOD STUFF maximizes these 3 qualities. I'm me, you can see me, I can see you, and my skin is tingling.

Then, there's the monster at the end of the hallway.

[REDACTED], despite its silliness and taboo, is the most accessable path to this particular flavor of exaggerated transcendental affirmation. You are one of them, it's signaled plainly for all to see, there's nothing you can do about it, I know it's not what you wanted (lie) but you're going to have to DEAL WITH IT, DUMBASS. This is obviously incredibly affirming. Some respond with an, "Oh no! Please don't do [thing that I not-so-secretly want you to do]! That would be terrible!" But I prefer to embrace desire more openly. Playing any sort of character is exhausting, I find more satisfaction in clear surrender and unabashed pleasure regardless of expectation. As long as I don't slide down this slippery slope into the unmarked DANGER PIT, I'll be fine.

Conclusyan

Why am I writing this
I have homework to do
This ends now, for all of us
End communication