Hey, hey, calm down and listen for a moment. You just got a message from another timeline, written with great difficulty by someone without an 'E' key, and delivered by a teleporting electric fruit fly, all to remind you about this game. The cosmic hands of Paradox Space are conspiring to make sure you don't forget about this, so you sure as hell better not let it go to waste, alright?

Let's cut the crap and download this game already.