Max: Pester Ada.
achroousAcatalepsy [AA] began pestering anarchicConjunction [AC]
AA: I've recently gotten ahold of a piece of precious lost media. It's a sort of building game, and I believe my copy may be one of very few currently existing. I've been told that it is inexplicably of great importance.
AA: Would you like to play it with me?
AC: Ooo, a spooky mystery game?
AA: Yes. Its description has a code which spells out "BEWARE", in fact.
AC: Lmao really???
AC: So its like a horror thing
AA: I'm not sure.
AC: Hmmm
AC: Well yeah obviously ill play a mysterious haunted video game with you
AC: I wanna be there when everyone's eyes get all dark and bloody
AC: bloody with HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD
AA: Thank you.
AA: I can confirm that the blood will be suitably hyperrealistic.
AC: I cant wait to start playing and for it to all be normal
AC: And then BAM static flickers and everyone's dead for like 1 frame or smth
AC: And then THE MONSTER shows up with its 666 layers of RAZOR TEETH
AC: (and its actually haunted by the ghost of one of our grandmas or something)
AC: (they died a long time ago during their trip to a video game factory and their soul stuck to the game, thats the secret hidden lore, spoiler alert)
AC: And then OH SHIT THE GAME CRASHED
AC: So u restart it and everything's all spooky now
AC: And then the big twist
AC: Its finally revealed........
AC: THE KILLER WAS US THE WHOLE TIME
AA: You should be careful with offhanded joking premonitions and metaphors. I'm told they have a way of sneaking into future events.
AC: Rly
AA: Apparently.
AC: Pfffff nah im totally safe
AC: (I say, not taking your warning seriously)
AC: (And then....)
AC: OH SHIT
AC: ITS MY DEAD GRANDMA, SHE JUST APPEARED BEHIND ME IN REAL LIFE
AC: (HYPERREALISTICALLY)
AC: SHES GOING TO KILL ME BEFORE I CAN FINISH TYPING THIS SENTE
anarchicConjunction [AC] ceased pestering achroousAcatalepsy [AA]
AA: I see your grandma was kind enough to hit send on your last message.
AA: And then close your pesterchum window.
AA: ...
AA: I'll get back to you with a download.
AA: As soon as you stop being dead.
achroousAcatalepsy [AA] ceased pestering anarchicConjunction [AC]