Time to put your ONE CARD MODUS to use! It can hold as many items as you like, with generous size restrictions. The catch is that all items are stored together on one card, and can only be deployed in sync.

You chose this modus because it meets the inconvenience threshold necessary to inspire HILARIOUS MISHAPS. If there are no items flying about comedically in your near future, you will be sorely disappointed.

You captchalogue the BOOMERANG, and it joins the NOTEBOOK, PENCIL, COMMUNICATION SLAB, and BAG OF M&M'S in your SYLLADEX.