Your name is MAX WYN.

As was previously mentioned, you are what some would describe as a HIKIKOMORI. You spend much of your time on OBSCURE FORUMS relating to your many INTERESTS. You enjoy solving PUZZLES, especially CIPHERS. Similarly, you've spent some time creating a CONLANG, though you lack the confidence to show it to anybody. You like to study CULT MEDIA, that which seems to reach some people deeply despite a lack of typical mainstream appeal. You sometimes download this media off of the INTERNET illegally. You never download anything legally, in fact. The ridiculous illegality of your actions is OFF THE CHARTS, generally speaking.

Recently, your EXPERT INFORMANT has lead you to a download for an EXTREMELY OBSCURE GAME. So obscure, in fact, that the internet seems to contain no information about it whatsoever. Soon, you will ask your friends to play it with you. But until then...

What will you do?