Guess we never looked at your sylladex, huh?

Well, all your old stuff was left behind with your corpse, back when you were suddenly and viscously torn open by Molten Frederick (You are 99.999...% sure that's who it was). After finally being blessed with a clean inventory, you immediately decided to pick up a bunch of random junk you found laying around your room on Prospit. You've already forgotten what you were gonna do with all this stuff...

You are currently carrying ONE (1) PROSPITIAN TABLET, ONE (1) EMPTY GLASS BOTTLE, ONE (1) BLUE SQUIDDLE, ONE (1) BUNCH OF BANANAS, ONE (1) bag of REESES PIECES, and ONE (1) pair of BACKUP GLASSES. You realize you only have one of each item, so stating the number each time was a little unnecessary.